Sunday, February 7, 2010

Hand-me-downs



Enjoy 2010 while you can... I thought 2008-2009 was a bad year for film but 2011 sounds even worse. A FOURTH Pirates of the Caribbean? Didn't they bury that series with the third mediocre finale? I guess not. Everywhere execs are quivering in their boots on what projects to keep on their future project slate as they buckle under financial pressures from investors. Even classics such as 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea have sunk to the bottom, brushed aside for the security of a carbon copy superhero. I'm crossing my fingers that Alice in Wonderland, Robin Hood, and Iron Man 2 are as good as they look to be.

2011 (aka the year of the Re-run) looks to be a cotton candy year, tastes good for a few seconds but leaves you feeling sick and empty in the end.

Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom (2)
The Hangover 2
Cars 2: World Grand Prix
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Underworld 4
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (4)
Thor
Captain America
Green Lantern

Opening with a bang

As the final last few days zip by, many are wondering who VANOC (Vancouver Olympics organizing committee) has chosen to perform for the opening ceremonies. Canada fortunately has quite a few talented artists to choose from in this category. Although it's considered the second largest country in the world, the population is a mere 33 million, just a bit more than half of England's population.

Who will perform? Canadians in the pool to pick from...
Leslie Feist, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Nickelback, Michael Bublé, Brian adams, Nelly Furtado, K-os, Diana Krall, Chantal Kreviazuk, Ron Sexsmith, K.D. Lang, Alanis Morissette, Tegan and Sara, Arcade Fire, and even Howard Shore, the list goes on and on.

You just hope they don't piss off any of the talent beforehand...

The Vancouver Symphony Orchestra joined Cirque du Soleil as a world class performing group turning their back on the Olympics. Told that they would have to mime their performance with prerecorded music, the symphony's conductor, Bramwell Tovey decided to opt out of the big event.

"I felt it was dishonest. I thought it was fraudulent," Tovey told the newspaper. (Globe and Mail)

"It's promoted with public money, and I didn't want anything to do with this kind of dishonest practice."


Unfortunately this wasn't the first butting of heads... they furthered the ire of the music community by giving singer-songwriter Nicole Scoffield an agreement that required Scoffield to sign away all her rights to the song if she wanted it used during the games. Perhaps that doesn't sound out of place but considering that they hadn't even looked at her composition yet that seems rather harsh.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Poirot returns

Well as stated on ITV's site the latest installment of Poirot has aired, question is.. where is it airing?? Hallowe'en Party isn't even available to the British public online anymore... sigh.. if anyone finds a source... I'll get back to this when I find a one.

I previously linked Murder in Three acts, but if you didn't see it within a few days it was removed shortly after. Pity...

Fortunately The Clocks is still on youtube broken into 9 parts. Link to part one here.
For now.. if you love the Ariadne character as I do, here is a link to Cards on the Table
To tide people over... Taken at the Flood here.

As for Marple, she will be returning with Joan Collins in another adaptation of They do it with Mirrors... here's a sneak peak (unfortunately the video has now been taken down... got to be quick to see the links!)

I'm surprised they never asked Rupert Everett to return to his role as Sherlock Holmes.
The production value of the 2004 version of Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking was very well done. Plus his accent is actually genuine.

Vancouver in the looking glass


Instead of spewing the same bullsh*t that's always played by every local network about an Olympic city I'll give a P.O.V. from a non-loyal Canadian who has lived in Vancouver for a few years.

Perfectly situated near the Pacific ocean and across the Mountains, Vancouver boasts a panoramic view of the water, beaches, mountains and relatively mild weather. The grass is literally greener with six to eight months of rain season.

Enough with the NBC/ tour guide talk?

Here's what locals know and visitors don't. It's a cheaters paradise. The most laid back, rose-coloured-glasses population in Canada, it also boasts an extremely profitable drug trade industry. The sheer amount of millionaires, wealthy retirees and more trusting attitude lends itself to attract more swindlers, confidence tricksters and hacks. As you walk down the street to work you'll never smell stronger pot wafting through a random window in your life. Escorts are often joked about in Vancouver but truthfully it's not a joke, it's a serious industry and if you have the cash you can pick 'em.

Coal Harbour, a gorgeous row of glass walled condos at the waterfront facing the mountains... it's normally 50% empty. Not during the Olympics mind you, it will be filled with the rich and wealthy paying an arm and a leg to rent the units from the clever Hong Kong citizens who netted almost 80% of the properties in the late 90s. You'll see a rather surprising amount of beautiful women in the area with nothing to do during the day... all because most of them work at night. Brandi's (the infamous strip club where Affleck was caught) women can usually be seen working out in many facilities in Kitsilano, relaxing in yoga, or the Coal Harbour Fitness World. Property is mainly owned by many business men/women who only come during the sunny summer months, the empty units and lack of stores or restaurants give the renters a good night's sleep. A friend staying in a CH condo could usually see porn being shot in adjacent units facing them and a number of the condos cram five or more foreign students to afford the rent.

Yaletown, a Soho wannabe trendy restaurant area, has a more young professional/cougar crowd mix. Hot Yoga, boutiques, trendy clubs, restaurants and the posh Opus hotel that's often overflowing with pretentious private parties all give the area an upbeat boost. In the spring/summer, bike races, a few street parties, and beautiful pink and white cherry blossom trees fill the area while the locals enjoy their coffee and brunch along the patios. Grow-ops and mini-moguls also flood the neighbourhood so cash is a plenty.




English Bay, the gay district (perhaps more so around Davie) has the most eclectic and interesting vibe, with a more diverse variety of restaurants, clubs, sex shops, and of course... the beach. If you walk along the Seawall (all the way around is quite a distance I assure you) you can walk along the water, uninterrupted from Coal Harbour, English Bay, Yaletown, around Science World, Mount Pleasant, to Kitsilano. Opt to rent a bike in the summer... it's less tiring.

Chinatown/Gastown is a pretty small pathetic area if you want good Chinese food. All the Chinese have either moved to Burnaby and Richmond, or moved back to Hong Kong and are renting out their condo for an exorbitant price. Chinatown, at the edge of a fun and dirty Gastown, bars, restaurants and quite a few tourist shops that will rip you off with ugly Canadian sweaters and keychains.

Tucked away from visitors during the Olympics, Vancouver is normally filled with the highest homeless population in Canada, and locals turn a blind eye to rampant drug dealing, whoring, and violence. The edge of Gastown, and heart of Chinatown looks like a scene from Children of Men during the early wee hours and can probably scare the living sh*t out of a small towner. It can't be helped since the rest of the cities in Canada are freeze your balls cold in the winter months, influencing a migration of the less fortunate to warmer pastures... ie. Vancouver.

Kitsilano, a beautiful beach residential neighbourhood where homes cost at least one million is filled with horny, randy UBC students and the prim and proper young families with upper crust jobs or rich parents, or have just been living there... forever. A strip of restaurants, snowboarding equipment stores, beach clothing, bookshops, and other boutique stores line the area along west 4th and west Broadway street. You will often see super fit yuppie mothers sporting Lululemon outfits (the Vancouver uniform) with their $2000 strollers and coffee in hand. Some of the best Thai, Indian, Fusian, and French food can be found along this strip. In the summer Bard on the Beach is pretty good as well, and tickets are evenly priced with first come first serve seating.

Granville Island, surrounded by boats that are probably the cost of a house (Yaletown and Coal Harbour have a great deal as well... almost as impressive as West Van), the area is pretty much a gentrified tourist trap, but worth the visit. Galleries, beer tasting, merchants, seafood, restaurants, and bakeries fill the area along with a few street entertainers. You'll see a great deal of people canoeing, kayaking and taking the seabus to cross back to Yaletown from the docks.

Commercial Drive. Careful not to speed in the area, I nearly saw a driver hit a woman high as a kite crossing a red light. Termed as "Little Italy" it has a variety of students, writers and artists (bohemians if you will) who aren't stupid enough to pay the high rental prices of the downtown core. Your place could very likely get robbed, but just don't be a fool and leave a laptop in in plain view near a window. Some weekends they host a "Car-free" commerical drive where you can walk along the streets and enjoy shops at your leisure.

There are a few other areas but YAWN, that's only if you are staying in Vancouver longer than a week. A few friends visited a few of us in Van during the years and were all bored as hell after a week so I don't suggest staying much longer than that. If you love coffee, EVERY NEIGHBOURHOOD has a good coffee shop, you won't be disappointed, next to Seattle this city probably has the biggest population of coffee addicts (other than drugs of course). If you're not coming to Vancouver to camp, hike, bike, swim, surf, ski, or snowboard and are looking for high culture & arts, go visit New York or San Fran, this city has none.

Factoids to remember
Don't leave cash in your car, it'll be broken into in no time flat.
Don't buy your clothing in Van, it's cheaper at a Seattle outlet mall. Tulalip link here
Bring an umbrella.

Friday, February 5, 2010

What winter wonderland?

Unfortunately the "snow storm" last year (Vancouver's version which means... five inches that doesn't melt) didn't make a repeat visit. A warm spell has struck British Columbia's southern coast, leaving their mountains soggy and wet, and giving the Olympic organizers a bit of concern. As a preventative measure they have begun trucking in about three dozen loads of snow a day from Manning Park. This should come as no surprise since for the past ten years the hills have been rather... er.. brown.

For the past few years everyone, including the media, locals, vendors, and officials have been oozing nothing but enthusiasm for our prized city. Is it starting to crumble? The lack of snow can easily be replaced but what about creating seats out of thin air? About 12,000 tickets worth about $3 million have been lost in a complex web of international broker transactions... and they will not be getting a refund. Details here.

More bad news? Just before the Olympics, 700 clients been left in the lurch from Norwegian Cruise Line's unexpected cancellation, and have all been scrambling for other accommodations. (ouch... $$$)

Pathetic finger pointing over blame for the poorly planned $10 million dollar pavilion is the newest huff from many locals.

"We listened to too much advice from the Americans. There was all this talk about not being worried about the architecture.

The whole short-term mentality, the power of a world event when two billion people are watching, we have to think about the message we're conveying to people," -Vancouver Sun

Blame it on the Americans? You must be kidding me! And I thought I could be a fool at times. The only people to blame are the ones on the Vancouver Olympic Committee who agreed to hire the Chicago based firm's proposed bid/design. You can't convince me that an architectural firm didn't present drawings or a model... come on. No one is that dense. Not for that much cash.


Fortunately this city is surrounded by some of the most beautiful sights, which will hopefully serve as a distraction. It's not as a diverse cosmopolitan city as it's advertised (I don't consider Chinese and Caucasian to be diverse), but it does boast a few great restaurants, Stanley park, and a ski/snowboard culture that rivals Colorado. Just don't forget to bring your umbrella.