Monday, November 9, 2009


If you are ever misfortunate enough to be pooped on by an overhead bird you'll know it's a pain to wash out of clothing. Commonly known as a good omen, the white splatter isn't much better than stepping into gum, dog poop, or vomit. If you prefer to keep this superstition alive, it's best to be accurate. Not only must you be pooped on in the right spot (namely the right shoulder) but even the type of bird is significant.
A crow (not a good day), a pigeon (horrible day), a vulture (you must be one of the most unfortunately suckers because that bird is huge), and an owl (what are the chances of that?)means good luck.

Even more useful information, how to get the goop off your favorite shirt.