Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Rainy days

Sometimes you need an outlet to let off steam and kicking your foot on a metal trash bin never ends well. A few days ago I was already trudging on home from what turned out to be a terrible day when a jeep drove through a huge puddle and literally soaked me from the chest down. I didn't scream, I just stood there in disbelief.

Silently waving my hands up swearing inwardly I turned back to the jeep which had stopped at a red light. The driver, looked back in a bit of horror and probably silent amusement.
Defeated, I just turned on my heel and continued on my way...

Some days it's best to stay at home.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Warranties, why bother

I recently had a shortage which can be a pretty expensive undertaking. My first conclusion is not to blame the plug and just think.. my airport has just conked out. What happens when you buy a new one and it doesn't work in the socket?? Then of course it is the surge protector...
I sent it in.. and now have letter saying there is nothing wrong with it...

I just shrug, nothing I can do. I have two airport express machines crapped out and one surge protector now gone. Now that is a swindle. I lost cash sending it in... cash buying all the items.. and cash re-buying the item. At least Apple replaced the damaged airport express since I just bought the new one. Ho hum. Since this is the second Belkin that has burnt out something, I've crossed it off my to-buy list. The first time Apple replaced my imac... whew! What can you do? Nothing.

Note to self. Don't buy a Belkin.

Mirror Mirror...


Vanity of the heart...

Botox, Juvederm, Restylane and all sorts of new fangled poisons or cosmetic tinkering are not that abnormal when you consider human history. The sacrifice of a few weeks, even a few months of pain are considered well worth it if you gain admiration from others. Putting your "best face" forward so to speak. Oprah Winfrey was crucified for an episode that featured women around the world... and when she got to Korea she targeted their rampant obsession with plastic surgery. I was a bit surprised when it was stated that about 80% of the youth have gotten or would like to receive the eye surgery (the creation of the second lid). Well it's not much different from the popularity of rhinoplasty in North America, I can't say any of us our better.

Here are a few extremes that our forefathers/mothers have clung to for the price of beauty... all over the Globe...

The Corset
A literal reality of "Slim fast". A garment worn by both men and women to mold and shape the torso to a desired size, and the cause of many "fainting" spells. In the 1800s, wearing a tightly-laced corset enabled the double X chromosome pop to reach a size of a mere 40 to 43 centimeters (16 to 17 inches)! If you were incapable of such perfection you would have to make do with anything under 50 cm (20 inches)... you don't want to be hideous! If you want someone to blame, the first would be Catherine de'Medici, the wife of King Henry II who enforced a ban on thick waists at court in the 1500s. The world has never been the same since then...

Lead Face Powder
Used in the 18th century in England and France, a thick white coat of face powder was used to hide skin disfigurements (small skin craters) often left from the Smallpox. The side effects of Lead (recipe: do not recreate!... as if anyone would) would cause head pain, nausea, dizziness, bowel problems, blindness, and even death.

Chinese foot binding
A custom practised by young girls beginning in the 10th century China. First practised among the elite and wealthy, it would showcase well-born daughters as being above any form of manual labor of the lower classes. By the 17th century, the Han girls of all economic levels began to be subjected to this painful practice until the Communists outlawed the tradition. I makes you think ballerinas have it good.

Neck stretching
The Paduang and Kayan tribe of the Karen people at the region of Myanmar and Thailand are known to customarily introduce girls to the process at age five. As they grow, more and more rings are added. Considered the ideal of beauty, their shoulder's are pushed down as a new ring is added, also indicating a level of family wealth.. In reality the weight of the rings twists the collar bone and upper ribs to a 45 degree angle lower than normal giving the illusion of a giraffe like neck. A fully stretched neck usually reaches to about 10" - 15" and if a women ever offends or embarrasses a tribe her rings would be cut off as a sign of shame. The girls of the Ndebele tribe of South Africa wear the rings to signify a union of marriage.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Fearless endurance pt. 1

Five days to go and we're about to see a truly fun sporting showcase of endurance and certain life-defying craziness. That's why I prefer the winter Olympics... and not for hockey I assure you. The winter Olympics is filled with the some of the most FEARLESS athletes who do some pretty crazy stuff. Nordic combined, Luge, Skeleton, bobsled, downhill skiing, ski jumping...

Here's my first three to start with...

The Biathalon may look strange, and when I describe it to people they certainly think so, but when you consider it's origins it makes sense. Based on a northern European form of hunting, it also took form during the mid 16th century as a way of military defence. If you think of running, archery, javelin and wrestling as a few of the original Olympian sports, the biathalon showcases a human survival capability.

Split into ten separate events that involve cross-country skiing and target shooting, it's no different from a gruelling military competition. A bunch of top notch James Bond-esque athletes trying to one up one another.

The Luge is another favourite, because... well frankly... it's sounds kind of nutty. Just looking at a picture of it you sort of think, um, how exactly does a person fall into a sport like that? Grow up thinking... I've always wanted to do an extremely dangerous sport where I'll move faster than a car (up to 95 miles/hr or 153 km/hr for us metric users), with no protection whatsoever, and where any human error can be fatal... in the freezing cold winter no less.
Now that is a kick ass sport.



When I was first asked to curl by a friend I thought... tossing rocks on ice... uh... I'll pass. Curling is probably the most cerebral of all the winter sports. I call it chess on ice. It's certainly not the most physically taxing sport but one that requires a great deal of strategy. I'm not even sure which country dominates this category, because it looks to be a pretty open field this year.

Extra Tube fun

If you haven't guessed I love pretty random things. Humour, art, weird historical facts, movies, and of course British tv. More importantly I like being able to "taste test" entertainment before I commit to a large dvd set purchase.

On the burner...
Extras, this show is hilarious... An impressive list of actors/actresses who don't take themselves too seriously. Love it.

A few links... to enjoy